Contributor – Greig Johnston [writer]

In 5 years I will be 40.

Life is awesome when you believe in what you do.

I would like to die on the job. Barring that, a high-speed wheelchair accident when I’m very old.

I like big butts because I cannot lie.

My style is low rent.

When the shit hits the fan
I’ll stand firm, but do anything to avoid cleaning it up.

Instinct or logic? Both.

Who has made the biggest impact on you creatively? Jimi Hendrix.

If you were an animal what would you be? A seal.

Favourite person from history is? Beethoven.

What advice would you give an aspiring sports writer?
Write about the court system instead, the stories are more interesting and you keep your weekends free.

What’s your poison? Beer.

What would you crawl over hot coals for?
Nothing. I’d run over them as fast as I could, and only for money or sex.

What is your passion? Good music, good film, good writing and good sport.

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View Greig’s work with The Dream Assembly.